That I had homework to get done. I just didn't wanna go out.

''What's wrong?''
me - Nothing...

this, actually.

I told my friend that this I had this huge dramatic fiasco with a coworker because I was bored and didn't know what else to talk about

I had a party at my apartment Friday night and they usually get loud (I'm on the third floor). So, I told the woman below me (who called the cops last time I had a party) that friends had just gotten engaged and that we were having an engagement party for them, so that if we're loud that's why.

It worked though She was really cool about it.

Last week. Someone from my HS wanted to meet up after we reconnected from not seeing in like 4 years, and I said I was busy that weekend, when I actually planned to stay home binge watch shows. I loathed him in hs anyways, so I felt no guilt

"Unfortunately, we don't have that item in the stockroom/back room"


But we did. Next time don't wait until the last minute to do school shopping, hun.

Me: "I'm excited for Spanish!"
Girl I Know: "I'm scared to go to Spanish class, I don't want to be alone"
Me: "If you're alone, I got you"

"That vibrator is a birthday present for my friend, im straight"

i like our dinner

I can't remember.

Omg. It's been a while, actually.

I hate lying cuz it makes me feel like I need to watch myself more, less freedom.

Someone texted me that they wanted to hang out and I said I was at a funeral. It's bad cuz this is the third "funeral" I've attended this month just to get out of hanging out with said person.

"sorry for the late response. I was taking a nap."

-I just didn't want to answer that text right away.

"No, you aren't fat it's just that shirt."



dddd

I'm not a virgin

"We can totally hang out this week!"

ffff