To start off, I am going to start working as a teacher of the English language in September (Grades 1, 3 and 7, might get more), and it's going to be my last year in the university as well, I've qualifications in the English language and social studies. I decided to become a teacher because flawless Cameron Diaz inspired me through the movie Bad Teacher I'm also 22, I graduated high school 3 years ago

So what I want to ask is what would be your tips for me. I definitely have the plan of being a bitch the first day and then being nicer the rest of the year. What do you think? I'm really anxious about it.

are you going to be giving out a lot of "detentions"

I would say try to be nice, understanding and approachable but not to the point where you act like you're their friend. You need to keep your authority at all times. Good luck.

Do your job i mean introduce yourself as you would do normally then explain your program for the year and start the lesson normally

Wow, congratulations! You are raising the next generation
Be kind but be strict and fair.
Make sure you're open and have the presence that's easy to talk to. Also show dedication towards your students. Show interest in them! Try to learn their names quickly and mark their books ASAP!
Dedicated teachers >
Please don't dump a sheet and tell them to give it in at the end of the lesson. But talk through the topics in detail, have fun slide shows and animations! Luckily English is a creative subject (Yaaaaas I study it)!
Let me know how it goes! You'll do really good though!

It might not work for every class but my favorite class nowadays is by a really young teacher who really emphasizes that they are available for assistance if need be.

Also it may seem obvious but to some I know, you need to make sure that whenever contributes in class, you don't have to agree or say it's right, but something along the lines of an "interesting point" and if they're plain wrong ask them to explain their justification do they figure out how to do it without saying "nah bad answer"

I forgot to mention I'm going to be teaching in Europe, not the US

great! i was a teacher before. but it was soo demanding and swiftly changed careers

My dirty mind has no limits

jeklaf Don't be a bitch (especially to the elementary schoolers) on the first day everyone will hate you. Firm but fair is key!

Only be a bitch to the seventh graders.

You're working with kids, you disgusting person.

Someone call the guvuhnah.

You heaux. Which may or may not work in effectiveness

Give free promos for our faves here in ATRL. Say something like, "If you buy 10 copies of ARTPOP, you'll pass the subject"

Teach them new terms like, "Yaaass", "Kii", "Drag ha!", "Slay", "Microwave ha!"




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Don't let those little kids get on to your nerves. Control yourself and love them, they will love you as much back.
DON'T BE A BORING TEACHER"

first of all know the students, make a notes about each class, ask for feedback, ask a questions, never allow them to speak or interrupt while you're speaking... make sure there is a part during each class when they can share their own point of view.. understand that some students might sometimes have their bad day too.. and don't have a big expectations... sometimes students won't be the ones who will give you hard times but your fellow colleagues...

Be really nice and when they do assessments or whatever give the person with the highest score a copy of A Million Lights

Chill? Really?

This is why Middle America thinks gays are pedos.

Dont be friend students