Lady Gaga posed on the cover of U.K. magazine Q topless and, in a defiant nod to persistent rumors, with a ***** in her trousers.
"We all know that one of the biggest talking points of the year was that I have a dick,” the pop superstar noted, “so why not give them what they want?
"I want to wear a dick strapped to my vagina,” the fearless “Bad Romance” singer proclaimed.
"I also carry myself onstage in a masculine way and sing in a low register,” she admitted. “This is not out of nowhere, right?”
The “Paparazzi” songstress said the provocative cover suits her response to the rumors to a T. "I want to comment on that in a beautiful, artistic way. How I wanna show it,” she clarified of posing with the strap-on down her pants, resting against her right leg. “And I want to call this piece Lady Gaga Dies Hard."
The pop superstar also blasted outdated double standards regarding sex and sexuality, complaining, "When a guy says, 'Oh I ****ed all these chicks this week,' there's a high-five and giggling. But when a woman does it and it’s publicized or she's open about her sexuality or she's free or liberated, it's, 'Oh, she must have a dick.'”
The accomplished musical force said she knows exactly why she’s a target for degrading rumors: "There's a threat."
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She's a genius...isn't she? 
