Ok so I took a look at the John Legend cake photo thread and the Justin VS John cake thread and I was confused.
I have no idea what gay guys like anymore.
I remember months ago ATRL said they hated jelly cakes yet now John released his cake photo and its so jelly it has that cottage cheese effect/ dimples ( I think its called cellulite?) and they are praising it. and then when Justin released his flat cake photo they said it was perfectly snatched (as in solid and not jelly).
now that John showed his cakes people are saying his jelly cake is perfect and justins stone cake is not.)
So I'm confused.

do you gay guys prefer Jelly Cakes or Stone Cakes? gosh explain yourselves darn it

How can you tell he had cottage cheese?

Miss me with all this slang.

John's was more plump, but it's mostly just because his body is built that way. I prefer it to Bieber's skinny body.

you can see faintly on his right cheek that he has a big dimple and around it a few small ones I think. its a bit blurry but if you squint a lot you can see it sis

i like fresh cakes.

I see what oyu mean sis. as in with more volume and a bit of squish but not so smooshy correct?

you need to revert sis

I see what you mean hunty. I think your right.

oufff tell me more bae

I didn't see any cottage cheese or anything like that on John so I don't know what they are talking about.

I agree tho. Like how are you gonna crazy for Bieber's ass when it's damn near flat? If you slapped it a little, it wouldn't move. Straight back with a crack. To each their own I guess.

You guys are ruining dessert for me, can we call it ass?

lmao! this is sooo true!!!

tbh I dont think Justin's are even cute. their just ok lol and Johns are ok-ish verging on attractive but nothing special tbh. Where are the celebs that have proper bubbles tho?

I'm sorry for your loss.
how about we call them loaf of bread and pita?

I love ice cream cake

Firm, big, no cellulite. John's got that.

I love the Paradise cake (the Italian one, not the gross colorant-filled flop American version). As for the other cakes, I like them round, solid and small.

Johns cakes > Justins cakes

This thread is TEW much.