SCRUFFtistics: Body Hair Nation

Cold winter days, and warm wet summers - those who live in environments like this appear to be suited for it. For example, winter in Vermont sure can be brutal, so we hope that it's rank as the hairiest state proves beneficial in warming up the fellas there. Hawaii, you seem to be as smooth as the surfers who ride your rough waves.
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Rank State
1 Vermont
2 Maine
3 Oregon
4 New Hampshire
5 West Virginia
6 Kentucky
7 Washington
8 Tennessee
9 Massachusetts
10 Missouri
11 Ohio
12 Indiana
13 Pennsylvania
14 Wisconsin
15 Illinois
16 Colorado
17 Arkansas
18 Rhode Island
19 Georgia
20 Wyoming
21 Washington, D.C.
22 Kansas
23 Minnesota
24 New York
25 Michigan
26 Utah
27 Oklahoma
28 Virginia
29 Nebraska
30 Iowa
31 Delaware
32 Florida
33 Louisiana
34 Connecticut
35 Idaho
36 Maryland
37 North Carolina
38 Texas
39 Montana
40 California
41 Alabama
42 Arizona
43 New Jersey
44 South Carolina
45 Mississippi
46 New Mexico
47 North Dakota
48 Alaska
49 South Dakota
50 Nevada
51 Puerto Rico
52 Hawaii