I don't always use public transportation, but when I do it's a hot ass mess. Do you guys have any stories, hilarious, weird, or straight creepy?

I was riding the metro in DC once, going to visit the sites, and this man looking like a cracked out James Brown got on the train wearing nothing but a trash bag. It was probably the most shockingly hilarious thing I've ever seen with my own eyeballs.

I also heard this one story of this homeless couple ****ing for money on the tram...

Thank God I have my own car.

I got caught watching **** on the plane once.

I don't like when people put down public transit. It's a valuable community resource and helps the environment, and exaggerated horror stories deter people from using it.

My sister once threw up on somebody's shoes when taking the bus. 😅

Well I live in Jersey City and work in NYC so I'm always using PT.

I have tons of stories but one on particular was when I offered my set on the subway to some old man who declined but proceeded to refer to the "bad Indian food" he at while standing and facing me. He said he felt as tho he was going to vomit and so on, he kept at it until I lost it and screamed "STFU! Omg please STFU!!! IDC If you're joking jut STFU!!!!"

I felt bad for the old man cuz he was like 126 years old but I was not about to get spat up on. He could of just took my seat. The whole train thought I was psycho.

Stop being dramatic. Some crazy mess happens on public transpo. Discussing it doesn't mean we're putting it down, although I personally avoid it at all cost but that's because I have space issues.

I was sitting on a bus home at night when this guy got on. I was sitting by the window and he decided to sit by the aisle a seat in front of me. I was trying to sleep since I was tired and it was in the middle of the night. But then he took his phone up and l literally saw him searching "XXX girls" on google. I was like, "lol, really?". I was still tired as **** so I tried to just ignore it. But then he started looking around him to see if there were any people watching him. And I sat diagonally behind him, so I pretended I was sleeping when he was about to look at me. Then when he assured no one was awake or watching him, he puts on headphones and starts watching **** on his phone. He literally sat there, groping and caressing himself with me right behind him.

So yeah, that was quite special.

I mean, who even googles XXX girls in the first place?

OH MY GOD.

I witnessed two lesbians fighting on a bus

OMG.

If you use public transportation here, you're guaranteed to either be 40 minutes early or 20 minutes late.

Also twice this week I watched someone who's wasted pee themselves in the middle of the afternoon.

I saw Brandy on the bus once