I went to TESCOs a few times as a child and opened up some packets of Mighty Max toys and stole them. I stole my parent's credit card when I was 15 and spent a few hundred on stuff.
That's about it.
In4 some ATRL'er says they stole someone's virginity...
I stole a pack of Skittle Gum from Toys R Us once and a bag of chips from Subway (since you can literally just take one and the employees won't notice).