In a monumental discovery, although not too surprising, Gov. Huckleberry has uncovered the homosexual lobby’s attempts to shove the gay agenda down the throats of our precious youth in the form of their alliance with the Wiggle Corporation and their product, Skittle’s Fruity Chews. The rainbow color of the treat implants flamboyant imagery of gay flags and out-of-the-closet parades onto the brains of children. Just look at their “Taste the Rainbow” ad campaigns and the obvious homosexual imagery therein if you lack for proof.
I am not bull pooping you when I say this. I am not racist or homophobic as my detractors would wish you to believe. I have seen myself for who Skittles makers bow down and grab their ankles. Their aim is to market toward youth using pubescent humour and imagery of bizarre and unrighteous sex to influence children. The clear focus of their ad is to stir boys and girls’ sexual feelings in their loins. They know that these feelings are very trying on our youth. The only resort that these innocent children have is to give in to Satan’s Will and bring themselves to *********** climax with their hands.
DISCLAIMER: Please remove women, children, and anyone other weak-minded inferior from the room before viewing. Be careful that your speakers are turned down, for the portion of this video detected by God’s gift of hearing is offensive and sinful.
