... What would you tell her/him?

"You're in for a big surprise in about two years when you figure out men."

Wtf am i gonna tell myself when im 8? Dont drink too much apple juice

Dont let anybody try to drag you down. Even if they call you names and pick on you know, just know that ten years from now your gonna be hella fine.....

Don't befriend that idiot you meet on MSN a couple years from now, he's a complete psychopath by the way, there's a girl that will have a crush on you around 3 years from now, don't play dumb.

I wasn't alive yet then.

you could talk to your embrio

Probably all the winning sports teams and lotto numbers of the past 10 years.

So much

Don't stan Britney have some self respect

"Syheem, three things.
Stop disrespecting your father.
Clean up your toys and stop bring a brat.
And to fight back when you get to 3rd grade."

"Also, your fixation with some Lady GaGa bitch is going to cause you to fail a class. Get your **** together, punk."

You're fat now but don't worry you're gonna get hot soon.

"Don't hold yourself back from having as much fun as possible."

Oh and buy every single Aaliyah CD you ever see

Basically this.

Get a haircut in 8th grade and also don't pick your nose unless you know for sure you're alone