I remember when I went to America, they asked if it was true that we rode Kangaroos to school. We just ran with it and said that in primary school (elementary) if you were small enough, you could ride in their pouch. And then in high school, you could ride on their back. But it was illegal, so you weren't meant to do it, because it was considered animal cruelty. Plus they wouldn't get very far because they weren't trained as far as directions were concerned. So you'd just hop on for like 50 metres and then they'd stop.
They believed us
Like I live in a metropolitan city of 5 million people. As if there are Kangaroos hopping around Sydney. Plus their pouches are full of like...bucket loads of Kangaroo smegma or something
