Comedian Jeff Ross proved his master roaster-worth during his nearly 10-minute act taking aim at, well, everybody. Among the highlights:
He saved his best for Bieber, calling him the "King Jafree of pop." Ross was relentless, adding, "Seth Rogen thinks you're a conceited piece of **** and he hangs out with James Franco." And this extra-harsh nugget: "Selena Gomez wanted to be here but she’s dating men now. Is it true you dumped her because she grew a mustache before you? Selena Gomez had sex with [you]... proving Mexicans will do the disgusting jobs Americans just won't do."
The mustache thing made me think of what Kworb's fave said about Mexican Women. When has Selena had a mustache? ATRLers used to call her "Sillegal" in SYG so I doubt they'll care though
