@ detention. Child, i got expelled

Yea I showed up late to class every morning like 18 times.

What for?

Yes for skipping study hall.

I Come late to first hour everyday for like 3 years.

Thank god they discontinued them this year.

Yes and it was ********. Apparently I cheated because I QUICKLY changed by answer before my teacher went over it but the eraser broke off so I asked someone if I could borrow theirs so I could change my answer and they snitched.

A couple times during my freshman and sophomore years of school. But not at all during Junior or Senior Year.

I think it was for petty fights with people and talking back to douche teachers

Hit this boy in tha head with a bottle and gave him stitches This was like 10 years ago though. I'm not happy about it

I wish I would be serving boy sent to the principal's office and gets... realness.

All the time in 6th grade. I never served them though, so they turned into suspensions.

Girl I was always in detention. Always suspended for dumb ****.

Yes two times.

Once in fifth grade because of all the times my teacher wrote us up, he remembered to give me mine instead of throwing it away or leaving it on his desk like he always did. I suggested we should celebrate Black History Month by doing a reenactment of the underground railroad but he thought that was racist and sent me to detention. He was a crack head and the worst teacher ever. Anyway in dention we just watched Forrest Bump.

The second time was freshman year of high school. The art teacher did not want anyone opening the door because there was a student in the hall. Well I opened it after this person knocked 3 or 4 times. She wasn't the one being punished in the hall and the art teacher saw me open the door and freaked out. At conferences a few days later she brought the issue up to my mom and called her an old lady. The next day in class she said, and I quote, "At conferences, Scott's mom said he opened the door because he didn't want the person to be late to class but you all know he did it because he wanted to help the punished kid." Well I called her crazy and went to detention. The detention person said he knew the art lady was crazy and I got sent back to class immediately. When she asked why I was back in class I said "looks like I'm not the only one who thinks you're crazy". She looked so furious

I swear all art teachers are crazy.

Not the other teaching doing her like that

Let's see...

Detention for:
- laughing when other people get kicked out of class (my teachers legit screamed get out all the time)
- chewing gum
- being argumentative

That was only in middle school tho. HS was MUCH more chill, but probably b/c we were older.

No, I'm also considered a goody-goody.

Yeah, for being late to class and for being late to practice.