I'm uncut, so I've been conditioned by gay men to think that my penis is inferior. But at the same time, my penis is huge, and I hate saying that because it makes me sound like a 15 year old boy saying "awww my dick is so big that ________" in the school yard, but at the end of the day, it is what it is. I've never slept with a guy with a bigger penis than me, including that black guy I slept with 2 weeks ago, but his was surprisingly small, I was like "are you ****ing kidding me? What is the point of you even being black?" And guys always seem to be excited/comment on it when they see it, so it is what it is. On top of that, it's dead straight. Idk wtf is up with all these bendy dicks, but they're everywhere. EVERYWHERE. Does no one else have a straight penis?

I've actually considered getting circumcised over the past few weeks though. My foreskin does retract but my penis head is really sensitive because I'm uncut, and as a result, if something touches the head when the foreskin is retracted, I'll lose my erection because it's that sensitive. At the same time, I'd rather have my big, straight, uncut dick than some 5-inch, banana-shaped cut one that makes you wanna sing "to the left, to the left" every time you look at it.