- I crashed my Boss's car once and never got fired for it. I'm still here 3 years later.
- I used to talk to older boys on the "Party Line" from 5th grade up to 8th grade.
- I bought Farrah Abraham's from Teen Mom song "Without This Ring" because it was a bop.
not exactly shocking but i don't think people would expect this: i attract crazy people. my best friend in 8th grade threatened to burn his girlfriend's house down, i found out my ex-boyfriend is a pedophile last year, and one of my other old friends got expelled for bringing a gun to school