Mom pretends to be her daughter to get out of a ticket
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A 43-year-old Florida woman claimed to suffer from a "medical condition that makes her age faster" while pretending to be her 22-year-old daughter during a traffic stop, police said.
Jennifer Crosby was found driving on a suspended license in Indian River County Saturday when an apparent moment of desperation led to her crafting a whale of a tale.
When asked for her license and registration, the Vero Beach resident claimed to have forgotten her purse, license and registration at home.
After pressed for a name, she identified herself as Christina R. Topp, while successfully rattling off Topp's 1992 birth date and social security number.
Crosby was arrested for driving with a suspended license and providing a false name.
Her arrest makes her second since June when, as the Smoking Gun reported, she was arrested for possessing crack cocaine, which she painfully hid inside of her vagina.
"Ouch," an officer reported her as saying during its removal. "The foil is hurting the inside of my vagina."
