Can't we just have one thread for this instead of several? There's been tons of threads like this in the past lol.
But anyway, one of my faves were Brandy Pwning Keri:
Keri: "And this is coming from a bitch that's been rockin braids since birth."
Brandy: "Don't worry hoe, I'll let you cameo on my next album and even let you **** my brother Ray J. I'm going to drive around your block so you can be my next victim."