Just letting everyone know that I have devised a sure-fire Holy Ghost cure for the Ebola, available to all who have $500 American money in hand.
It's a combination of Prayer and a blessed ointment I came up with. Supplies are limited, and the price may suddenly rise, so get yours nownownow before Obama gives you the Ebola!
Pastor Ezekiel, I hear that Landover Baptist Church is in urgent need of funds. I have an idea. You could market the ointment online, targeting the West Africa market. Sell it for say, $1000. Now, as we God doesn't want it to work on those heathen nigro savages, don't tell them that it only works in conjunction with prayer. I am sure that nearly every nigro savage in Africa (and elsewhere) would buy it. They'd still die, so couldn't sue you for it not working. And God and Landover would benefit from the cash injection.
