Please tell me Diet Bacon Coke isn't a thing. I love bacon and couldn't imagine life without it, but
I am: Bobby Braydon Boone
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You love to break the rules and get into trouble. You’ve been known to start a bar fight after one too many shot of Jim Beam. You’ve been kicked out of every Wal-Mart from here to Poughkeepsie. The local sheriff knows you real well cuz he’s locked you up in the slammer more times than you can count! But you don’t ever worry because you’ve got a loyal baby mama who bails you out each and every time.
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I've only been asked to leave a Wal-Mart once
