We all have experienced overhearing some awkward conversations of other people... what are some awkward convos you have overheard???

Yesterday, this dad and his tween son were talking about smoking:

Dad: "Don't smoke cigarettes."
Son: "But it looks cool!!!!"
Dad: "It's not cool. You are basically killing yourself slowly. If you want to commit suicide, son, just get it over with now!"

When I worked retail a mom and daughter were having "the talk" very loudly in the middle of the store

At a diner in New York last year, a morbidly obese white woman was yelling at the cashier and she ended her monologue with a resounding "k thx bai". Then she walked away like a real boss.