Michael Jackson performed at Motown 25. None of your favs have anything that compares.
Michael Jackson released the Thriller album. None of your favs have anything that compares.
Michael Jackson popularized the moonwalk. None of your favs have anything that compares.
Michael Jackson revolutionized the Super Bowl Halftime show singlehandedly. None of your favs have anything that compares.
Michael Jackson's tipped fedora and single sequined glove is known to the extent that everything your fav has done seems local.
Michael Jackson's physical image, his silhouette, his face, his voice and his music sound are known by more people than anything your fav has ever or will ever release.
Whenever you think your fav just slayed the world with some forgotten single or pointless stan facts, remember this picture and repent:
