One time I burped and my friend laughed and said, "Damn, that's the manliest thing that's ever came out of your mouth." Then my other friend jumped in and said, "No a d**k is."

My whole life is one big punch line.

Your friends are hilarious

My friends always laugh and joke about my huge 12 inch uncut ****

My best friend is the queen of these. Earlier last week we were talking about something and she goes "okay" and I was like "did you just say 'that's gay'?" and she goes "no I said 'okay'.....fa**ot." And we laughed so, sooo hard.

And when we were in high school, she used to tell me she thought I might be bisexual, and told me I should be (I think she was encouraging me to come out as bi, because she knew young gay guys use that as a stepping stone for coming out completely, which was sweet of her) anyway she used to sneak up behind me and start singing 'Best Of Both Worlds' by Miley Cyrus

I don't know probably last night when I accidentally farted while doing naughty things with two other people. If that counts. I was just so embarrassed and it made me sad and like a joke but I think I played it off my making noises with my toe nail scraping against this rubber mattress straight after.

I'm usually the one who makes up jokes about my friends... once our teacher said there was a toxic cloud coming from Treviglio, and I was like, "must've been Giorgia" (my weed-smoking friend from that town)
The class was in kii's.

It's not funny for me but people tell me I look like timmyinthewell


I mean bye, I don't want to know how y'all look like

Well my name is Aidan so you can imagine the type of jokes my friends make

Pretty much

Props for styling it out

I'm very clumsy and people laugh at my injuries/accidents