The other day my housemate asked me to blow him, and being a homo with standards I said no.

Since then he's been all up in a tizzy trying to figure out why he ain't good enough for me. He's tried everything to be nice, and then finally yesterday determined I didn't want to do it because I'm not gay.

So insulting, how every "straight" man thinks every gay man wants their D. Start giving dem those rejections gurls, they ain't gonna know what to do with themselves. Next thing you know, you gon have that man crawling into your bed begging you to do it with him.

Such a reverse Warholian experience.

I've had a couple of straight people express incredulity when I told them I was gay. I've also had straight girls say "are you REALLY gay?" or want me to be straight because they wanted to hook up.

Inb4 "you wasted an opportunity"

Every day because no one knows

No, he's just really messy, and a drunk, and we're housemates, so I don't even know what type of relationship we would have if we started secretly having sex. I'm just not interested. *shrug* Sorry not sorry.

Never been accused but people assume I am straight or girls wanna get with me.

Yeah. This drunk girl tried having sex with me and I kept telling her I wasn't straight.

Not you turning down straight D

No because I'm not out.

One person at work says I'm not gay, I'm autistic. A lot of people question it though because I'm not a very sexual person. Also I have my arms around all my gurlfrands at work. Like a new one every week. We pretend to be dating because rumours spread like no other there and it's hilarious to me.

yes mostly girls

but when I meet guys through friends they think I like girls

Yes. I live in an LGBT dorm and all of the gays accuse me of being straight and living there to spy on them

I'm not gay and I've had the opposite .-.

i read something similar on fanfiction dot net.
Good luck!

I have, yeah. When I came out in high school, like half the people I told weren't surprised in the least and the other half refused to believe me and insisted I was joking.

What a lame joke. Even I'm not that unfunny.

OP said he has standards so presumably this straight D belonged to some ugly ignorant ****.


Anyway, yeah twice.
When I was 12 like a few months after I came out this girl said to me that I couldn't know that I was actually gay because it could just be hormones from puberty (tho I have a theory about that which involves her being a lesbian )

And this girl once said "Bet you fancy _____" and I said "You know i'm gay" and she said "Well no-one actually knows that..." and started arguing with me about it

Not accused persay, but people are like "I know you have the biggest crush on Katy Perry" or so and so and other people obviously can tell. So really it's 50/50.