Okay, the first thing I am going to do is give you an excerpt of a song that quite a few rockers love on this site from a couple of years ago. Can you guess this song, translated from English to Filipino to Spanish to Czech and back to English?!

"I thought it was a waste of time for
Oh baby I blimp for you
You are the queen of light
And how long before the truth"

And then...come up with your own hilarious translations and post them here! Believe me, I will be doing the same, laughing all the way.

Let me explain how to do this.

Go to http://www.google.com and click on "language tools", then copy and past partial or full song lyrics into the translation box. Once you translate from English to another language, translate to yet another language, and maybe another, then back to English. IT'S BLITZ~!

SInce Johnald was the one who pointed me to this, I figured that it was only fitting that he give the instructions.

Quite interesting that you chose Filipino to be one of the languages.

It's Supermassive Blackhole. When I first tried to translate using Google, I got this:

I thought it was a waste of time for
Oh baby I saphead for you
You are the queen of light
And how long before the truth

...

Can not read
Can not read
Women can not read
Poker face

and...

Always another mountain
I am always willing to do that is --
Always uphill battle
Sometimes I try to
It is not about speed, I am there
No, what to expect the other side
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LOL!

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Love me, hate
Tell me what you want
But all the begging, the boys and girls U Amy If your question

I kissed a girl and I like
The taste of cherry Chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try to
I hope that my friend does not hurt
I felt so bad
This is so good
There is no doubt that I am in love with this
I kissed a girl and I like
I liked

My milkshake is the garden, put all the boys
And just like their
It is better than you
Damn right you than it is
I can only say
But in front of me

The thief in the night and come to us.
It can be consumed and
It is not reason enough to control.
This is to facilitate ease of

Designed to spotlight wrong.
I was in town for a miracle.
Gwen does not "play well.
Care to move only in the context of
You better think twice.
They are trained to track changes.
If you must falter be wise.

Disruption
As light from darkness.
Unusual
I Scarin "to you tonight.
Unusual
Do not use what you need.
Interference and disobedience.


WTF?!

Let's have some fun
Fatigue is sick.
I want to travel
Your hard drive rod.

Hard drive rod?

I change my mind
As a girl changes clothes
If you, PMS
As a hooker
I know

Light skin, dark skin, my Asian persuasion, I obtained the whole to them that's because it causes I'm of hatin of these girls outside here;

I'm sexy Manufactures you like my Ouais model this sexy sexy sexy as I oscillate drink to Ouais this sexy sexy sexy you I can work outer Ouais this sexy sexy sexy I let show to him how to Ouais this sexy sexy sexy

Thus here's my demonstration a exhibition of pío Tonight my body's a baby exhibition nevertheless it's on visualization don't be scared to affect it, thus said comes thus to obtaining the Pianotez baby to him as

A guitar blows my amplifier when you hears a certain subsistence of exchange of information go to take a higher crank him; it gives it upwards to me advances returns to the crank from her gives it upwards to me advances to I'm that go to the exchange of information of exchange of information oh Exchange of information of exchange of information oh return to the crank she give it upwards to me advance return to the crank she give it upwards to me advance to I'm that goes to the exchange of information of exchange of information oh Exchange of information of exchange of information oh

LOL. "Exchange of Information" by Janet I guess.

Hilary Duff - With Love

Original:
Baby you can be tough
Say enough is enough
You can even be blunt
Just do it with love love love love
Tell me I'm wrong
That I'm coming on way too strong
Don't think I'll be crushed
Just do it with love love love love
Just do it with love love love love
Just do it with love

Translated:

Baby can solidify
Suffice to say,
It can also be blunt
To do so, for the love love love love
Tell me I am wrong
I am in too strong
I believe that not to be crushed
To do so, for the love love love love
To do so, for the love love love love
To do this, for love


LOL.

That's my favorite so far, actually, though the "Milkshake" one is pretty hilarious, too.

The Veronicas "Untouched"
I feel so much
Really
Unable to resist
Do not say that I miss
I feel so much
Need a little
I can not forget
There are crazy from the moment when

Lily Allen "The Fear"
I do not know what is true
And what is really
And I do not know
I think how you feel
When do you think will be clear to all
'Cuz I will be moved out of fear

The Ting Tings "That's Not My Name"
Call me to hell
Call me Stacy
They invited me to their
Call me Jane
This is not my name
This is not my name
This is not my name
This is not my name
Call me quiet girl
But the noise
Add Mary Joe is always the same
This is not my name
My name is not
This is not my name
This is not my name

They have only two kinds of people in the world
Those who have and those who observe
No baby, I'm a post-in-a-show type of woman
They do not like the rear seat, must be the first

I like the leader, the last word I
(Call the fire)
I like firecracker made hot
When I show

I feel my adrenaline transition veins
Watch out for me and I am ready to break
I like the artist, the dance floor is my stage
Better be ready, I hope you think that the same

All eyes on me in the middle of the ring as a circus
When you crack the whip, all gon 'trip to the circus
There are follow me, follow me, show me what I can do
All world drop, you can create a dance floor as a circus

Promiscuous girl
Wherever you are
Im' all alone
And it's you that I want

N: Promiscuous boy
You already know
That I’m all yours
What you waiting for?

Promiscuous girl
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need

N: Promiscuous boy
Let's get to the point
Cause we're on a roll
Are you ready?


Verse-
N: Roses are red
Some diamonds are blue
Chivalry is dead,
But you're still kinda cute

Hey! I can't keep my mind off you
who you with, do you mind if I come through

N: I’m out of this world come with me to my planet
Get you on my level do you think that you can handle it?

They call me Thomas
last name Crown
Recognize game
I'm a lay mine's down

Translation:

Promiscuous girl
When you
I am alone
And do you like

N: Makati child
You know
I have for you all
What do you expect?

Promiscuous girl
Are you teasing me
You know what I want
And I am what you need

N: Makati child
Let's get to the point
We increase
Are you ready?


Verso --
N: Roses are red
Some diamonds are blue
Chivalry is dead
But you are still pretty cute

Hey! I can keep my mind on you
to you, mind you, when through

N: I'm out of this world come with me to my planet
Take my level do you think can handle it?

They call me Thomas
Corona surname
Identify game
I have mine

WTF? lmao

Oh, Baby Baby you saw Amy today?
The toilet? Smoking outside? Ouuh
Oh Baby Baby get a piece of lime
Buy your soya drinks
Do you know what they want fair?
Oh, oh I see
Cuz I'm so oh-oh
I'm not it in my brain
I want to go to a party that gon 'go
Can somebody take me home?
He ha ha ha ha ho

Love me, hate me
What they say about me
However, all boys and girls are begging for Amy U
Love me, hate me
But you know what I saw?
All boys and girls are begging for Amy U

lmao.... totally loses the meaning of the song

I sense section
I heard my name type
If you come to me
You can feel my burning flame

I sense a type-n-s-t-y
I can not my home
Minutes for your child to feel the energy
The vibration is just me
Home direction so crazy kind
A feeling of fear came to me
I do not know what came over me
Rita feels so crazy my baby

Beyonce - Naughty Girl