What are the signs a diva is on the wane?
1. You are on the home shopping network selling clothing and jewelry
2. You say you do theatre tours to be more 'intimate' with fans
3. You release your third buzz single
4. You have to feature on other people's songs to get a hit
5. You constantly celebrate past glories on Twitter
6. Your greatest hits album does not contain any hits
7. You need a rent-a-rapper to score a hit
8. You blame your label, leave, and still flop
9. You make TV talk show hosts introduce you with your career stats before promoting your next flop
10. You tweet when your song hits #1 on iTunes, in Uzbekistan.
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