Size DOES matter says judge, who orders man's penis to be measured after he claimed it was too small for him to be guilty of exhibitionism
The 54-year-old man identified only as Herbert O was accused of showing a teenage girl rather more than the package he was delivering in August 2013.
However, Herbert has claimed that he is too under-endowed to have flashed the girl and has even asked his wife to stand up in court and testify to his lack of inches.
'I'm sorry, darling, but your penis is too short to hang out of your trousers,' she told the local court in the town of Leer in East Frisia.
Defence lawyer Lutz Winkler then requested the judge Ulrike Andrees to measure the organ herself to verify the claims.
