If you even
have to SWALLOW your phone instead of showing it to your BF, haven't you already pretty much indirectly admitted to cheating on him (or worse)

Like, before she swallowed it, I'd think she cheated. After swallowing it, I'd think she's doing some REAL ****ed up ****, like cheating with his father, or put a hit out on him or something
I wonder if the phone still works tho
