A dream

It involved Channing Tatum's *******

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That we would live the years together, I dreamed that love would never die ....

Last night I had a dream that I called my friend that I secretly have a crush on "daddy" and "bae" multiple times over text message

When I woke up I RAN to my phone to make sure it was just a dream

I was in my living room and someone texted me "do you miss me?" then I typed the reply saying yes but my mom sat next to me and for some reason I deleted it. The End

I was ****ing someone

It was really weird and made no sense. There were all these buildings that were really close together, and in between them were all these branches. It was kind of like a rainforest but with thousands of congested buildings in the rainforest. It wasn't just a few branches though, it was like thousands and thousands of branches connecting all the buildings to eachother. You could basically climb/walk in between all these buildings (that were like 20 storeys high) because there were so many branches connected to each other and the buildings. You couldn't even see the ground or out in front of you. Just a building to my left and right, and then above me, in front of me, behind me and below me, all I could see was rainforest branches for me to climb.

Anyway, me and this group of old Brazilian women found all these golden retriever puppies and we were trying to take them somewhere, and we just kept climbing and climbing and climbing. And we were all covered in mud from head to toe.

My dreams are always this weird. Never like this. But always this weird.

I don't remember

it was a really ****ed up dream... I woke up and went to my closet and picked clothes and got dressed and when I looked into the mirror i was someone else... I just kept trying on clothes until I wore this outfit that made me look like a latino bodybuilder and then I woke up

Last night I dreamt that Michelle Obama died (can't remember how, or if I ever found out) and the world was watching Barrack make an announcement about it. The behaviour of people on the far right was disgusting.

I had a dream that I took a trip to India and I went through this area and I ended up in Quebec. There was the world's largest water slide and we we're going up to the top. There was this guy who was speaker French and I spoke French back and he smiled at me. Then we all went down it and it was very disappointing.

Last night I dreamt that it was Christmas, but for some reason we were celebrating it at my friend Nat's house. Nat and her family weren't there. It was just like myself and my brother-in-law and he was in the kitchen and I was in Nat's living room and the rest of my family hadn't arrived yet. And then all of a sudden all these really hot people started having sex all over the house and he wasn't seeing them. Like blonde girls with big fake boobs and skinny bodies and all these massive, big, muscley bodybuilders just having this orgy in my friend's living room and bedrooms. And they kept being like "join in " so I did

And my family started arriving, so I was like "f**k!" and scrambled to put my clothes on, and I could only find my shirt so I put that on and sat on the couch with a pillow over my erection, hoping that they wouldn't notice I wasn't wearing any pants. Anyway, then my extended family started coming in (and I mean the whole extended family) and Nat's house isn't that big. And all these hot **** stars, men and women, with big bodybuilder muscles and fake boobs, were just walking around naked. And it was soooo awkward, like "oh...Josh invited all these p**n stars to Christmas and had an orgy with them..."

Anyway, then I was trying so hard to find my undies/shorts, and I couldn't find mine, but I found some, but they were some other guy's...one of the male p**n stars I guess. So I grabbed them and ran into one of the bedrooms in Nat's house, and the undies were COVERED in skid-marks. And I was like "f**k!" and then my cousin Kay knocked at the door and asked to come in so I put them on so quickly (gross) - I don't know why I didn't just put on the shorts, and not the undies, but hey, it was a dream. Anyway she walked in (she's like in her 40s, she's divorced and has 3 kids) and she was like "hey Josh, just wanted to let you know, I didn't get you a Christmas present...I remembered everyone but you, I'm so, so sorry." And I was like "oh no, that's fine! You have school fees and a mortgage and bills to worry about! You've got to pay for the kids and everything! I understand! And I mean now that I have a job, if I want something I just buy it. It's kind of taken all the fun out of Christmas that used to be there when I was a kid. I'd much rather you save the money than buy me a t-shirt that, not to be rude, I would probably never wear" and she was like "thanks Josh, you're a doll!"

Then I woke up.

As soon as I woke up I wrote:
Christmas at Nat's house
Hot **** star orgy with bodybuilders and girls with fake boobs
Skidmarks in undies
Kay/present/t-shirt

Because I know how often you forget dreams 5-10 minutes after waking up It was one of the clearest dreams I've had in a long time.

This is way too much

I dreamt about going to Katy Perry's Prismatic World Tour is Taiwan. I entered a competition to win a chance to meet her by putting my hand in the air after 3x your age number of seconds into the first song and even though I lost, I still met her and it was so cute
I've never dreamt about something like this before but it was hella cute heart2:

I had a kid
It was the worst nightmare ever, as I had to quit school to take care of it and I named it Joey, which is a name I hate with a passion

It was so weird