Well? What are some crazy/funny/interesting experiences you have had on the job?
Here's mine: When I worked as a teacher's aid, this one teacher always laughed and dragged the kids upon hearing the scantron test machine making noises because of all the wrong answers
woo mamitas working at the clinic gives you funny stories. apart from the one time we had a patient come in with a ***** stuck in his butt, we had a butch gay come in huffing and puffing about how this dude he was fooling around with but him in the finger "OMG man that's it. I got aids. I can feel it. clean my bite wound. CLEAN IT!!!" haha