http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rider_(theater)


Be as fussy, materialistic, and picky as you'd like!


My first five things off the bat:

- Burger King Steakhouse burgers
- Dr. Pepper
- 2 Masseuses
- My Rooms must be air filtered, febreezed, and humidified
- Rooms must be 86 degrees

-iPod Nanos in each color fully loaded with my favorite albums of the moment and at least 10 new songs I should like. Punishment may apply if I don't like the new songs
-An order of General Tso Chicken and pork fried rice w/ Soy Sauce and a can of Sierra Mist chilled to 15 degrees Celsius for 30mins
-Never stare directly at Athens unless asked to
- When Athens is in the same room and walking towards you, always drop to floor in worship for at least 5 minutes.

i'm going to request

masseusse
a bowl of apple jacks, and you have to make sure cinni mon wins the race to the bowl or it's not good anymore
100" hdtv
my macbook
a servant

My rider would be rather simple:

A person who will do whatever I want and get whatever I want for me.

I gotta have the best luxurious things in my dressing room
I need 2 limos to get me to my destination
I have to have all my favorite foods and drinks at all time
My dressing room has to bigger the arena I'm performing in
I have to have a personal stylist and suck up
I gotta have my favorite music coming out the ultimate surround sound at all times, If not and i hear a 10 second break some ones gonna get hurt
I gotta have five butlers, five maids, and 3 cooks and they all have to be from different countries but can speak my bitchy language
I gotta have my friends even the bitchy ones there at all times
I gotta have my 500 million dollors in a pool for me to swim in
Whoever is in my way they have to Bow to me cause I am King!
& ultimately I have to a sign on my door that says "Forget Britney its Matty Bitches!!!"

I want...

-The chef from the Peking Duck House in New York City personally preparing the duck for me
-Randy and Tito Jackson shaking maracas and tambourines, respectively
-The fried rice from Ron of Japan constantly available (always fresh)
-Kelly and Michelle performing their latest flop singles, with Solange and I throwing tomatoes at them
-The availability of a black-on-black Audi R8 at all times to get me where I want to go
-A slave who does all my work for me
-A dozen iPhones, all of them black, so that I can break eleven of them against the wall
-A Bowers & Wilkins surround-sound system
-A professional spanker who can spank anyone I don't like who comes into the room.

I want Flinstones Vitamins,not just any kind, I want a container of 100 and all of them have to be cherry and in the shape of Betty or Wilma...or that dino-dog....


Pepsi One (Just to tick someone off...)

A Driver, so I will not have to worry about getting a license.
A multi-business that includes fragrances, clothes, restauraunts, etc.
Charities like Red Cross, for the homeless, anything to help the greater good pretty much.

iphone
a limo
white & black range rover sport
any designer bags & shoes i want (chanel, balenciaga, prada, fendi, louboutin, jimmy choos)
vip on club areas ..party hard bitches
gold mic
limitless supplies of french fries & starbucks
flying first class
hotel room first class

and lastly
a guy who takes all of my orders anhd have a six pack abs