"To think that just two years ago I was a small town mayor of Alaska's crystal meth capitol, and now I am just one heartbeat away from being America's vice president of the United States."
Clinton: "I believe diplomacy should be the cornerstone of any foreign policy
Palin: "I can see russia from my house"
Clinton: "I believe global warming is caused by man"
Palin: "And I believe it's just God hugging us closer"
Clinton: "I don't agree with the Bush doctrine"
Palin: (laughs)"I don't know what that is"
Also
Clinton: "I invite the media to grow a pair, and if you can't, I will lend you mine"
McCain for President, though if he does win (Which he should) they can't keep running back to Tina to play her, even though she look s a hell of alot like her, so they'll probably have to use someone else.
^the first part you mentioned was the best part of the skit. I hope that Obama wins the election in November, but that Sarah Palin stays in the spotlight so we can see more of Tina Fey on SNL