I actually have such a tragic story.

My friend and i (another under wraps gay, but we'd confided) were obsessed with fake tan so one day we bought a bottle each and like in this parking lot put the entire bottle on clueless as to how it worked. Anyway the next day we were both dark, streaky orange - like honestly on the verge of being black, and it looked SOOOOO bad. Anyway my friend wore gloves to school and managed to mostly get away with it just looking weird as ****, but I had P.E. and had to wear the sport uniform aka. Shorts and t-shirt, and everyone saw and my teacher asked me "what is wrong with your legs?" and the whole class laughed at me. I DIED.