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Discussion: She got a big booty so I call her big booty
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She got a big booty so I call her big booty
I had an idea for a new game. Make a "2 Chainz Sentence" by stating something obvious.
For example:
"I light switch so I use a light switch"
"There's a blanket and I'm cold so I use a blanket 'cause I'm cold"
All based on the following genius writing:
"She got a big booty so I call ha big booty"
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I have an idea: let's not play it
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Member Since: 8/17/2013
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Originally posted by ks_dollar
I have an idea: let's not play it
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You're shady so i take off my sunglasses
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Member Since: 10/5/2009
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This thread is lame so I called it lame
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She wanna play with magic, so I played magic.
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I bought pills n potions so buy pills n potions
(on iTunes  )
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she got a big booty so i call her britney jean
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This thread didn't happen so i call it Keri hilson
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
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Originally posted by MSTI
This thread didn't happen so i call it Keri hilson
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SHADE HEIFER SHAAEEEDE SHADE!
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Y'all are so fickle so I call y'all fickle.
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I lowkey getting kiiis already, call it a semi-funny thread
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Y'all are a damn mess! so I call y'all messy
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I took a dump at church, call that holy ****.
Go out with Hellen Keller, call that a blind date.
Eating toast while I'm thinking, call it wonderbread.
Eating jelly while driving, call it traffic jam.
I put a price sticker on my weed, call that a hashtag.
Her fish won't take a selfie with her, call it selfish.
Just ran a marathon with Eminem, call that 8 Mile.
This cereal is confusing me, call it trix.
Took a picture of my ice cream, call it selfie sundae
Wear cowboy clothes, call that ranch dressing.
Stealing iPhones in the hood, call that apple jacks.
Got a white grandma, call her gram cracker.
Rip my newspaper in half, call it breaking news.
Two Mexicans playing basketball call it Juan on Juan.
Took my old girlfriend out to eat, call that Fed-Ex.
Credit card got denied, call it Swiper No Swiping.
Taking pictures on my macbook, call that mac & cheese.
Hit Lilo in the face, that's a Hawaiian punch.
White people at the zoo, call it animal crackers.
Smoke while driving, call that highway.
Batman skipping church
Call that Christian Bale
Pushed a nun in a wheelchair, call that Virgin Mobile.
A girl with a broken heart, call her Drake.
Got my grandma on speed dial call it Instagram
Get the crack rocks as soon as possible. Call it ASAP Rocky.
Roll my weed on my dictionary, call that high definition.
They say weed make you smarter, call it Budweiser.
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Member Since: 10/18/2010
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Originally posted by rihannabiggestfan
I took a dump at church, call that holy ****.
Go out with Hellen Keller, call that a blind date.
Eating toast while I'm thinking, call it wonderbread.
Eating jelly while driving, call it traffic jam.
I put a price sticker on my weed, call that a hashtag.
Her fish won't take a selfie with her, call it selfish.
Just ran a marathon with Eminem, call that 8 Mile.
This cereal is confusing me, call it trix.
Took a picture of my ice cream, call it selfie sundae
Wear cowboy clothes, call that ranch dressing.
Stealing iPhones in the hood, call that apple jacks.
Got a white grandma, call her gram cracker.
Rip my newspaper in half, call it breaking news.
Two Mexicans playing basketball call it Juan on Juan.
Took my old girlfriend out to eat, call that Fed-Ex.
Credit card got denied, call it Swiper No Swiping.
Taking pictures on my macbook, call that mac & cheese.
Hit Lilo in the face, that's a Hawaiian punch.
White people at the zoo, call it animal crackers.
Smoke while driving, call that highway.
Batman skipping church
Call that Christian Bale
Pushed a nun in a wheelchair, call that Virgin Mobile.
A girl with a broken heart, call her Drake.
Got my grandma on speed dial call it Instagram
Get the crack rocks as soon as possible. Call it ASAP Rocky.
Roll my weed on my dictionary, call that high definition.
They say weed make you smarter, call it Budweiser.
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OMG at half of these… 
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They say weed make you smarter, call it Budweiser.
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Member Since: 8/15/2012
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Originally posted by rihannabiggestfan
I took a dump at church, call that holy ****.
Go out with Hellen Keller, call that a blind date.
Eating toast while I'm thinking, call it wonderbread.
Eating jelly while driving, call it traffic jam.
I put a price sticker on my weed, call that a hashtag.
Her fish won't take a selfie with her, call it selfish.
Just ran a marathon with Eminem, call that 8 Mile.
This cereal is confusing me, call it trix.
Took a picture of my ice cream, call it selfie sundae
Wear cowboy clothes, call that ranch dressing.
Stealing iPhones in the hood, call that apple jacks.
Got a white grandma, call her gram cracker.
Rip my newspaper in half, call it breaking news.
Two Mexicans playing basketball call it Juan on Juan.
Took my old girlfriend out to eat, call that Fed-Ex.
Credit card got denied, call it Swiper No Swiping.
Taking pictures on my macbook, call that mac & cheese.
Hit Lilo in the face, that's a Hawaiian punch.
White people at the zoo, call it animal crackers.
Smoke while driving, call that highway.
Batman skipping church
Call that Christian Bale
Pushed a nun in a wheelchair, call that Virgin Mobile.
A girl with a broken heart, call her Drake.
Got my grandma on speed dial call it Instagram
Get the crack rocks as soon as possible. Call it ASAP Rocky.
Roll my weed on my dictionary, call that high definition.
They say weed make you smarter, call it Budweiser.
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Member Since: 8/18/2013
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Quote:
Originally posted by rihannabiggestfan
I took a dump at church, call that holy ****.
Go out with Hellen Keller, call that a blind date.
Eating toast while I'm thinking, call it wonderbread.
Eating jelly while driving, call it traffic jam.
I put a price sticker on my weed, call that a hashtag.
Her fish won't take a selfie with her, call it selfish.
Just ran a marathon with Eminem, call that 8 Mile.
This cereal is confusing me, call it trix.
Took a picture of my ice cream, call it selfie sundae
Wear cowboy clothes, call that ranch dressing.
Stealing iPhones in the hood, call that apple jacks.
Got a white grandma, call her gram cracker.
Rip my newspaper in half, call it breaking news.
Two Mexicans playing basketball call it Juan on Juan.
Took my old girlfriend out to eat, call that Fed-Ex.
Credit card got denied, call it Swiper No Swiping.
Taking pictures on my macbook, call that mac & cheese.
Hit Lilo in the face, that's a Hawaiian punch.
White people at the zoo, call it animal crackers.
Smoke while driving, call that highway.
Batman skipping church
Call that Christian Bale
Pushed a nun in a wheelchair, call that Virgin Mobile.
A girl with a broken heart, call her Drake.
Got my grandma on speed dial call it Instagram
Get the crack rocks as soon as possible. Call it ASAP Rocky.
Roll my weed on my dictionary, call that high definition.
They say weed make you smarter, call it Budweiser.
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Member Since: 11/28/2011
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I quote the "She got a big booty so I call her big booty" line constantly 
Quote:
Originally posted by rihannabiggestfan
I took a dump at church, call that holy ****.
Go out with Hellen Keller, call that a blind date.
Eating toast while I'm thinking, call it wonderbread.
Eating jelly while driving, call it traffic jam.
I put a price sticker on my weed, call that a hashtag.
Her fish won't take a selfie with her, call it selfish.
Just ran a marathon with Eminem, call that 8 Mile.
This cereal is confusing me, call it trix.
Took a picture of my ice cream, call it selfie sundae
Wear cowboy clothes, call that ranch dressing.
Stealing iPhones in the hood, call that apple jacks.
Got a white grandma, call her gram cracker.
Rip my newspaper in half, call it breaking news.
Two Mexicans playing basketball call it Juan on Juan.
Took my old girlfriend out to eat, call that Fed-Ex.
Credit card got denied, call it Swiper No Swiping.
Taking pictures on my macbook, call that mac & cheese.
Hit Lilo in the face, that's a Hawaiian punch.
White people at the zoo, call it animal crackers.
Smoke while driving, call that highway.
Batman skipping church
Call that Christian Bale
Pushed a nun in a wheelchair, call that Virgin Mobile.
A girl with a broken heart, call her Drake.
Got my grandma on speed dial call it Instagram
Get the crack rocks as soon as possible. Call it ASAP Rocky.
Roll my weed on my dictionary, call that high definition.
They say weed make you smarter, call it Budweiser.
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These are actually cleverer than 2 Chainz' though 
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Member Since: 12/4/2010
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Originally posted by rihannabiggestfan
I took a dump at church, call that holy ****.
Go out with Hellen Keller, call that a blind date.
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Roll my weed on my dictionary, call that high definition.
They say weed make you smarter, call it Budweiser.
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You're just a copy/paste, so I call ya copy/paste.
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Originally posted by Miles.
These are actually cleverer than 2 Chainz' though |
That's because they're #RapLikeLilWayne tweets. 
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ATRL Contributor
Member Since: 8/1/2012
Posts: 15,668
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Quote:
Originally posted by rihannabiggestfan
I took a dump at church, call that holy ****.
Go out with Hellen Keller, call that a blind date.
Eating toast while I'm thinking, call it wonderbread.
Eating jelly while driving, call it traffic jam.
I put a price sticker on my weed, call that a hashtag.
Her fish won't take a selfie with her, call it selfish.
Just ran a marathon with Eminem, call that 8 Mile.
This cereal is confusing me, call it trix.
Took a picture of my ice cream, call it selfie sundae
Wear cowboy clothes, call that ranch dressing.
Stealing iPhones in the hood, call that apple jacks.
Got a white grandma, call her gram cracker.
Rip my newspaper in half, call it breaking news.
Two Mexicans playing basketball call it Juan on Juan.
Took my old girlfriend out to eat, call that Fed-Ex.
Credit card got denied, call it Swiper No Swiping.
Taking pictures on my macbook, call that mac & cheese.
Hit Lilo in the face, that's a Hawaiian punch.
White people at the zoo, call it animal crackers.
Smoke while driving, call that highway.
Batman skipping church
Call that Christian Bale
Pushed a nun in a wheelchair, call that Virgin Mobile.
A girl with a broken heart, call her Drake.
Got my grandma on speed dial call it Instagram
Get the crack rocks as soon as possible. Call it ASAP Rocky.
Roll my weed on my dictionary, call that high definition.
They say weed make you smarter, call it Budweiser.
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