Doesn’t it just seem like Katy Perry is your mom? Not just your mom, but all our moms, the collective boring lot of them. Sure, this requires some explanation (which we’ll get to), but the simple fact that she’s the pop star equivalent of a ’50s housewife should be enough.
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Katy Perry is a square white girl who grew up in Santa Barbara who tries really hard to be urban. She’s like your mom trying to be “hip,” but she happens to be really famous
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She also might be the only pop star in history to be accused of being boring in bed. How is that even possible?
5. She’s always trying to relate to your friends. Key word “trying.” 4. She says she’s never had a one night stand. You don’t believe her. 3. The thought of making out in public gives her the heebie-jeebies. 2. You think she’s boring. She thinks she’s edgy. 1. She dances like your mom.
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