Britney Spears: He's a disgrace to my empire! He makes me want to shave my head once again! AND BRING BACK MAZEN! He is the Reason K-Fed has Little Cocaine Woes and Heroin Addict.

Beyonce: I Sasha ummm I mean Beyonce want to get this jerk off of ATRL he is worse than Pon De Forhead and Jennifer Hugeson. I am a Diva I will not take his disrepect. WHo does he think I am Kelly... Michelle. He better step off or Sas.... I mean Beyonce will make him flop harder than Solange. Now if you will excuse me I need to rub Jay-z's feet.

Solange Knowles: I Solange am Signing this petition because I was robbed. I debuted on the UK charts at number 180 which is ******** I clearly should have debuted at number 177. I also blame my father Mattew Knowles for not touching me like he touched Beyonce. Also I blame Beyonce for begin a Egotistical over powering *****. Whole on I have been informed that this isnt about my album flopping but about someone named RObz. I blame him for me Flopping

ummm ok

Lol I read it and thought it was funny

Well, I read it. I disagree.

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Grade: FAIL

I kinda laughed and smiled.

LOL. The Beyonce bit was funny

Bad try.

LOL, yes. MEGA FAIL.

LOL

lol at the MEGA FAIL part

Oh well AT least I thought it was funny

^oh wait ..you did that right?

No I didnt do that I just read it and thought it was funny

^who wrote it then?

^where did you got it?

I think you did write it ?

i can't think of anyone who would write it ..