MURFREESBORO, TN—Saying it was potentially disruptive to an educational environment in which all were entitled to see his rock-hard abs, administrators at Merritt High School suspended hunky senior Ryan Magnuson Wednesday for wearing a shirt.
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“When a teacher noticed that the shirt was obscuring the view of his shoulders, pecs, and the rest of his muscular torso, the student in question was sent to the office and ordered to remove the inappropriate garment,” said assistant principal Janet Norcross, citing the school’s zero-tolerance policy for students who’ve got the goods but refuse to flaunt them.
I don't see the problem. I would go to school everyday just to see some sexy boy in a tight shirt. The principal should be happy that this kid is motivating students to show up to school.
i don't think some of you realize this is completely fake. lol. and that "twitter" pic isn't even the same boy in the article. with that said, maybe there should be more real policies requiring hunks to show off more.
What makes this more funny is that schools really are this petty instead of focusing on good education.
are The Onion's articles all jokes or..?
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