I did my nickname last time this time I just did Matthew & Matt [since they are the same]
Matthew
1. Bible: based from St. Matthew, one of the disciples of Jesus. Has magical powers
2. A Sexy Guy that liked the women and has a nice toothbrush
3. Hebrew origin, meaing "Gift of God"
4. describing a smoking hot gift from god, also tax collecter in the bible
5. a retarded person who is missing an appendage
6. a loser that was an accident, and there parents could not be bothered to think of a real proper name. they are unloved by everyone, but they do not realise themself. they also try to make the world a better place but do the opposite
Matt
1. male name short for Matthew
2. acronym for Masturbating After Touching Titties/Testicles
3. greek translation for "eternal sex-god". Great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for a long period of time. Well endowed
4. Attractive, smooth-talking, charming young man. When your with him you feel like a princess, when your not, you know he is making another girl feel the same and not even thinking of you. (This one is me, I treat girls the way they should)
5. a guy who grabs his female best friend's ass because he knows he can get away with it
6. extremely good looking male, known as a SEXY BEAST. Often popular due to their social adaptness.
7. Layer of Exemplary ****
8. [same as 6]
9. receiving a blow job from one of the guy's mom
10. [same as 2]
11. a man with no arms and no legs lying on the floor, especially if lying near a door or entryway
12. penis. male eternal sex organ
13. complete jerk, dosen't deserve to have a girl
14. [same as 12]
15. openly gay who still says he is interested in women. Takes bubble baths with other "guy friends"
16. adj: violenty rape a male from behind
17. one who can't pick up chicks or have relationships with a good looking girl. Dates farm animals and goths (damnit thats where one of my friends got that cruel joke)
18. someone who says they'll be there for you no matter what but turns his back on you
19. a homo that wears tight gold pants. A ******
20. fat kid, small penis, acts like he is black, insecure, smells bad, listens to skanks and drunk/high people, ****s girls over, acts like he did nothing wrong, thinks as if he is penis long, wide, and juicy but is more like a sharpie, has no true friends that care for him, ****ed up bad
21. lowest form of life itself
22. simply a couch person
23. used by women to describe an extremlly small male genetalia, a man who appears to have no male genetalia, a squarrels penis
don't believe me look it up. Most are so untrue that i'm appauled they are on here.
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