20 Things Mentioned in Iggy Azalea's "Fancy," Ranked by Fanciness
From Alex Watt on April 30, 2014
20.
Bolding text - "I be that I-G-G-Y, put my name in bold"
Wow, you know how to use a word processor. Big deal--I can do italics.
19.
Throwing change at people - "I been working, I'm up here with change to throw"
It's the coins with the lowest denominations that hurt the worst. And I would know--can barely see what I'm typing thanks to that Eisenhower I took to my left peeper.
18.
Shopping online - "Swagger on super, I can't shop at no department"
Over 75% of my Beanie Baby collection was purchased online. You can do better than that, Iggy.
17.
Ordering a glass of Ace champagne, a glass of Grey Goose vodka, and a glass of Cristal champagne - "Cup of Ace, cup of Goose, cup of Cris"
Three drinks? That's it? Hope you don't mind being sober by lunchtime.
16.
Messing with the thermostat - "Yeah, keep on turning it up"
What? You don't have a sweater?
15.
Teaching physics - "I can hold it down, like I'm giving lessons in physics"
I dated my physics teacher in high school, so believe me, they're not doing that well. Good benefits though.
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Slay the college audience Iggy
