I flirt with my "straight" coworker all the time. He lets me so..

I don't know how to flirt.

I don't flirt.

Yes, my math teacher. I just wanted a good grade.

My Dad's best friend

Everyone

A couple of straight guys, but I've not made if obvious I like them. I kinda be extra friendly

LORD I became best friends with a friend if mine back in the day just so I could flirt with her brother all day.

I think she thought I wanted to date her but all I wanted was his d.

Me and she are still good friends though! She only just found I was gay though so who knows if she put two and two together yet.

My dad's coworker, my brother's best friend, and my best friend's ex. Its all coincidental I swear

Yes. This teacher that I see on the bus every day. He's a new teacher at my old school - but he never taught there when I was at that school. He's in his mid thirties and teaches French...but lawd, I can't help but be attracted to him.

I was hitting on my best friend's husband once when we were all drunk. :x

Yes, with my priest. He's very sweet and good looking tho.

SHAZAM!

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All the time

I actually never flirt. What's wrong with me

I know there have been people who flirted with me who shouldn't have tho.

My music teacher
Some Jesus guy
And someone with a boyfriend/now ex bf (my power lol )

Most of the time I don't realise when people flirt with me anyway. I need someone to point it out for me 9/10

You get a few people like that, it's likely he likes the attention from you

I thought I didn't know how either until one person claimed I was hitting on his gf when I said a suggestive joke so I guess it's just talking suggestively while passing it off as a joke?
I can tell when people flirt with me, but I don't know 100% what it is

Get that A+ sis

One of my teachers when I was in Year 11 thought I was hitting on her, and during class asked to speak with me outside. But she didn't stop it, she was just like "not in the classroom, okay?" And winked. She was hot and like 23 but I wasn't actually flirting

I think I get 'extra friendly' with people in general, because people claim I'm flirting all the time.
I just love people, I guess. But when I actually try to flirt and tell people that I fail they are like "they probably though you were jack being jack because you're always super friendly"

Or she was like "OMG I HAVE A GAY BEST FRIEND" and just been completely oblivious.
I remember my best friend telling me it would be "easier if I was gay" so people wouldn't question why we moved in together, I'm just like thanks

I can kinda relate.

My brother is 9 right, and he became buddies with a guy who when I saw him was like "oh wow that some good genes". My brother had a birthday party and the little boy came with his older brother and sister.

Oh

My

God

Like perfect eyes, lips, hair, freckles etc. I thought I was looking at some sort of alien. It's like you see models and these kids just didn't compare.

Meanwhile their mum and dad look like they have been hit by a truck (they even admit it) and no one really knows why the kids are like so good looking they must be alien

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But that is quite a pattern you have there.
I had a massive crush on my music teacher. They knew I did as well, but I kept very grounded.
Anyway, managed to see them naked once and for some reason the crush ended instantly even though they had an amazing body, it's like the teacher crush thing lost merit or something.

Get the full religious experience

I've done that when I'm drunk. Once it actually worked and they sorta leant sideways (we were sharing a couch at like 2am watching adventure time) and they just kept getting closer and closer and suddenly I didn't like it anymore and got up and went to bed. I don't even know why I did it.

Yes, music teachers! I can relate. But are you suggesting your broke up a relationship?
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