For my friend and I, its White Chicks
"Your lips went from Cameron Diaz to Jay Z"
"I know, you just had a birthday. Total fire sign!"
"Hi I'm Cellulite Sally, look at my huge badonkey. Don't forget about me, I'm Backfat Betty. Now who could have said that? Oh yeah, it's Tina the Talking Tummy. I can't even wear a short skirt and a top without looking like a fat pig."
And the list goes on and on...