2nd grade, picked a really big wet gooey snot and put it on our classroom project

Teacher caught me and called me out in front of the whole class

Yassss! I was eating this caramelized banana and Idk why I did it, but I licked the tip provocatively when I saw my mom watching me eat it (probably disgusted by all the carbs I gobbled up in one day).

I almost got scalped then and there.


Edit: I was mortified but subconsciously, I think I wanted her to see it so I guess that doesn't count, huh?

Yes my friend caught me listening to lady gaga
I was mortified

I was at a friend's birthday party and the champagne bottle was in another friend's lap, so I deep-throated it, and the birthday girl's dad walks in