Sex with two people is called a twosome, sex with three people is called a threesome, sex with four people is called a foursome. Now I know why they call you 'handsome'.

you know what, chelsea handler says the worst jokes but the way she says them are what makes her funny.

I can't think of any right now

Is your daddy Osama Bin Laden ?
Coz baby you look like a bomb


I still use it as pick up line

Do you have paralyze heal, because you are stunning (Pokémon related)

No wonder you're single

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What do you call a woman with braces?

Pecker Wrecker.

I'm an International RelationS Major
It work great in all the conferences I attend

You know what creeps at Mall do ?

They Pik-ach-u

what do you call 12 rabbits, all in a row, taking one step backwards?
A receding hareline (Hairline)

Omg at these

Three tomatoes cross the road.
One of them shouts:
- LOOK OUT IT'S A TRU... - plof get's smashed.
- What? - plof.
- Where? - plof.

It's awful I know, but the way a friend of mine says it it's pure genious.

How did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.

Why didn't the skeleton go the the prom?

Cause he had noBODY to go with.

I did the gag noise in my head

Why do I LOL at corny jokes