I once waited for half an hour on a bus stop for my cute classmate, he didn't come

I opened up Grindr......



....is that what you mean?

manipulated my crush to strip in front of me
sent nudes suggestive messages
joking around with my friend by sitting on each other's laps so I could just be curious and feel how big he is etc....

Not proud of this but oh well

I had a stake-out at KFC once with another sis for like two hours because a hot guy worked there.

you hoe

I stalked a guy for about 10 minutes after he got off the bus. It wasn't my bus stop but I had to go and follow him.

Went to a Selena Gomez concert (Okay, I went cause I love Selena, but that guy invited me out of thirst and.. welp the rest is history )
Went to Catching Fire thinking I was going to get lucky that night (I didn't )
Missed a 5 hour flight home ( )
Stayed up hanging out with this cutie until 5 AM and got 2 hours of sleep when I had a final the next day

When I went to the Born this Way Ball there was this hot 27 year-old and I tried to stay near him and eventually we grinded to LoveGame and Telephone. I spent the entire first act of the concert trying not to lose him in the crowd I was 17 and thirsty

Bitch I choked

I talked a boy out of his underwear when we were both 4 can't believe I was gay even back then.

Chile if I was a hoe I woulda monica lewinskied/blackmailed one of these dudes on this site and got my check every month etc...... I didn't touch just observed with minimal effort like I always do

I hate to admit this, but when White Collar premiered, I only watched it because I was attracted to Matt Bomer at the time. Also, when I was 10, I only watched Lost because I thought Josh Holloway was cute.