A French photographer says Beyoncé and President Obama have been having an affair, and that the Washington Post will break the story tomorrow.
Pascal Rostain announced this morning on French radio that the story will be published in the Post, i.e. not "gutter press," so it would be legitimate. He also said, "You know, at this moment, in the United States, something very big is happening."
Lord have mercy. Like either one of them would ever do anything so heinous to ruin the empire they've both worked so hard to build. The French and their fabrications.
UPDATE: A spokesperson for the Washington Post told French Vanity Fair that the story is not true and that the Post does not publish articles of this nature.
so untrue
