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Discussion: How will you die?
Member Since: 11/2/2010
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http://www.buzzfeed.com/josephbernst...l-you-die?bftw
"You will be disemboweled by the hook-handed maniac. What starts as an erotic night of steamy pleasures in your lover’s Cadillac on top of Misty Kiss Point turns into purest terror as you are stalked and eventually gutted by the mask-faced maniac who has been terrorizing these parts for years."
here 4 it
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Member Since: 3/15/2013
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You got: Stoned to Death After Losing the Lottery
You will be stoned to death by the villagers after you draw the short straw at the annual lottery. Why you? Why does the lottery exist? Why is your family viciously hurling stones at you, abrading your face and arms? These will be among the questions you ask yourself as you depart this mortal coil.
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Member Since: 3/15/2013
Posts: 30,196
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You got: Entombed Alive by “Your Friend”, Montresor
You will be emtombed and left to die by “your friend”, Montresor. Though you have nothing but good feelings for Montresor, one day, during a party, he will lead you down into the catacombs beneath his estate under the pretense of sampling a rare and delicious desert wine. Once you are intoxicated, Montresor will chain you to a wall and gradually immure you.
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 Bye @ this Edgar Allan Poe mess.
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
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Crushed after Turning Into A Cockroach
Somebody has been inspired by Kafka
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
Posts: 5,821
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The way I'm supposed to.
EDIT: Oops.  Let me just do this now.
You got: Stoned to Death After Losing the Lottery
Wow.
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Member Since: 5/21/2012
Posts: 13,571
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You got: Entombed Alive by “Your Friend”, Montresor
You will be emtombed and left to die by “your friend”, Montresor. Though you have nothing but good feelings for Montresor, one day, during a party, he will lead you down into the catacombs beneath his estate under the pretense of sampling a rare and delicious desert wine. Once you are intoxicated, Montresor will chain you to a wall and gradually immure you.
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Member Since: 8/31/2013
Posts: 6,634
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You got: Drowned by Pennywise the Clown
You will be drowned by Pennywise the Clown, the most common manifestation of the centuries-old evil known among the older generations only as “It”. Pennywise will entice you to peek into a sewer grate or storm drain with promises of balloons, candy, and general merriment, and as soon as you draw near enough, he will drag you down into the sewers, drown you, and add you to his collection of floating children
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NOT A CLOWN 
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Member Since: 3/15/2013
Posts: 30,196
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Originally posted by OhRly?
NOT A CLOWN |
They all flooooat down there. When you're down there with 'em, you'll float too! 
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Member Since: 6/20/2011
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You got: Boiled Alive by Cannibals
You will be boiled alive by cannibals. Though their recipe calls for the blood of a Christian virgin, the cannibal tribe will make do with you. They will capture you in a net, truss you to a log, carry you to a giant cauldron, and toss you in, where you will be boiled, stewed in your own juices, and served from a large communal trough.
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Member Since: 6/18/2012
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You got: Suffocated by Existential Dread
You will be suffocated by existential dread. An unbearable sense of the sheer pointlessness of it all, once tamped down by booze, drugs, and the occasional, ultimately meaningless sexual release, eventually becomes too much, and the dread grip of ultimate meaninglessness seizes your throat, crushing you into the void.
THE FK
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Member Since: 8/18/2013
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You will be stoned to death by the villagers after you draw the short straw at the annual lottery. Why you? Why does the lottery exist? Why is your family viciously hurling stones at you, abrading your face and arms? These will be among the questions you ask yourself as you depart this mortal coil.
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Member Since: 9/1/2013
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You got: Suffocated by Existential Dread
You will be suffocated by existential dread. An unbearable sense of the sheer pointlessness of it all, once tamped down by booze, drugs, and the occasional, ultimately meaningless sexual release, eventually becomes too much, and the dread grip of ultimate meaninglessness seizes your throat, crushing you into the void.
What ??????  Oh God
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Member Since: 4/25/2011
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Not IT the ****ing clown
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
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I got the same as the OP. interesting
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Member Since: 6/6/2011
Posts: 3,476
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Stoned to death after losing the lottery.
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Member Since: 2/23/2012
Posts: 7,699
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You got: Entombed Alive by “Your Friend”
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I think I know which one it would be as well
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Member Since: 1/8/2011
Posts: 5,392
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You got: Suffocated by Existential Dread
You will be suffocated by existential dread. An unbearable sense of the sheer pointlessness of it all, once tamped down by booze, drugs, and the occasional, ultimately meaningless sexual release, eventually becomes too much, and the dread grip of ultimate meaninglessness seizes your throat, crushing you into the void.
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I knew it.
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Member Since: 8/13/2012
Posts: 25,749
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I will die performing the Seven Wonders tbh
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Member Since: 8/18/2013
Posts: 13,165
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CrushedT after turning into a cockroach. 
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Member Since: 10/5/2009
Posts: 137,162
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You got: Suffocated by Existential Dread
You will be suffocated by existential dread. An unbearable sense of the sheer pointlessness of it all, once tamped down by booze, drugs, and the occasional, ultimately meaningless sexual release, eventually becomes too much, and the dread grip of ultimate meaninglessness seizes your throat, crushing you into the void.
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Well then 
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