This may help with that problem.

O rly?

I just want to top a guy. And I'm happy.

I do

Always great to hear!!

Yes Really .

Same here. 19th year without anyone. Oh well.

Remember in elementary school when people would line their bags against the wall and you get candy and such? Yeah, I miss that.

Hello, ying, I'm yang.

21 years without one. beat it.

I can put two and two together.

I am going to go out to the gay club, request Applause, do the official choreo, attract a horny little monster and take him home.

I've been practicing.

Us Animals do it better.

I think only one year I legit had someone to share it with, and last year I had a falling out with someone really close just a week before it, so. I love VDay though; my single friends and I will go out and use those Valentine's Day dinner specials to treat each other. (and my mom still gifts my brothers and I our favorite chocolate.) Win win.