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I had my weirdest dream ever in November last year. I was at home and saw two dogs in my low ground bathroom. I didn't know how they ended up there, but they had funny haircuts. I turned off the light and then turned it back on, and the dogs had become two smaller, different-looking dogs. I kept turning the light off and on until the two creatures disappeared.
Then, two new dogs reappeared, and during one of the "transformations" they became two evil kids who kept throwing blue balls full of a viscid thing at me. I managed to make them disappear with the light trick, but the evil little girl became a flea and promised to haunt me for life (!!!). I managed to make her disappear as well, and two new dogs appeared.
My mom arrived and told me that those creatures were called "natan-xi" and that if I wanted to get them out of the house, I had to search up the way on Google. I told her "those things are the proof that God exists" (I'm an atheist ) and the dream ended.
Nonsensical and scary

Let's just say it was a sexx dream with a very very wrong person I hate my brain.

One time I was in an unfinished Left 4 Dead map and there was a huge platform off the side of a building. So my crew and I go up to the top and see that it was Miley Cyrus wearing her Can't Be Tamed caged outfit. She announces she's trying to steal the sun and she starts reaching her hands up towards it. She grabs it and puts it in the middle of the platform and kisses it.

That's all I remember.

All my sex dreams are weird

I once dreamt that I got decapitated by a roller coaster at the amusement park in my hometown. It was weird and frightening.

I had a dream that The Joker picked me up from school and took me to K-Mart to buy candy

last night
i was the racist woman in AHS
and some crazy doctor removed all my bones but i was still alive with just skin and fat then the coven put me in a circle and did a spell

I once shared a passionate kiss with someone I NEVER spoke to before

I committed suicide at least four times and all those times it was off a sand cliff

You don't wanna know, its weird

Today I had a dream I was Beyonce and I was holding a concert for thousands of people.
Before people could get in, they had to hand in their phones and cameras and all their recording devices because no one is allowed to record my show. They didn't get it back. SO when I finished performing for my fans I went backstage and saw an entire room filled with people's cameras, phones, video devices and I was just like excuse me do i own these too?
So then i took all the cameras etc and entered the black market and sold them for lots of moniieess and retired from my singing career and made a living of selling stolen goods.
I succeeded though, because I was Beyonce.

Liam Payne and I having sex it felt so real i didn't want to wake up

ive had some reaaalllyy weird sex dreams but imma keep it PG.

Once I had a dream where I was on a stage with the kool-aid man in the middle of an empty field and there was blimps floating around everywhere

The weirdest dream I can remember is one where this man killed everyone i knew and kept chasing me and i ran and ran and ran but he was always behind:



Yes, he's from the pink panther

I can't even

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