Not two threads.

Shaved legs

dfa;hgkladgj;aj j BITCH. I looked @ the title, scrolled down and thought "Beard? He doesn't any facial hair besides a moustache." Then I realized what you meant.

why did he shave is legs? gross....

Mess.

OMG he is such a power bottom

oh

That's a beard?

Edit: You learn some new terminology every day

I don't use

Omfg i just ot this epic thread title!

Witty title

And how twinky of Joe

It sure is

OMG...

The beard is the girl he's with - she's a disguise. It's a term used for rumoured closeted people.