Well, have you?
Have you ever gone sharkeisha on someone's ass?

EDIT: Include your stories if you have

No, I settle arguments by sitting down and talking the problem out.

No never

Yes.

yes, and that was messy, but I was like 12 or 13, it's been 6 years already

What happened, sis? Who won?

Nope I'm peaceful

Yes, but my last fight was 8 years ago. I was 14

There was a guy who was teasing my sister. I stomped on his as*.

Last fight was in 11th grade. Im an adult now, can't do that **** anymore. We no longer get suspended, we get locked tha **** up. Im good.

like in 4th grade some ugly ass bitch annoyed me and we started pushing each other til I pushed ha against a pile of chairs and he fell and stopped
then in 8th grade some hot ass bitch annoyed me so we started slapping each other and pushing but my social anxiety was surgin at that point so I ran to the bathroom and cried

Yes, it was a mess
It was on 3rd grade. Everytime the ring bell, the class formed a line to go lunch. This time I managed to be the first in the line, but this kid pushed me so he could be the first. I got so furious I tried to beat his ass. But I was the one who got beaten

mhmm.

Yes in 6th grade. Basically the story was from K-5 I went to private school. And in. 6th grade I went to public school. So like everyone was mean, and I'm sensitive lmao, and there was this one girl, ugh she was a bitch. She targeted me from day one. So one day after class she's like I wanna fight, and I was like..... What? And I was like I'm not doing that, so she like pushed me into my locker and I hit her in the face and then I closed my eyes, but apparently I won, and she was bleeding. I had never hit someone before that, and I haven't hit anyone since


Oh and I go to private school again

I don't fight, I beat bitches ass.

My coworker tried to provoke me to hit her in front of the customers, but her ugly jealous ass is not worth me losing my job. The person who starts the fight and is the loudest always loses so she is lucky she didn't catch these hands.

That sounds boring.

And yes I've been in fights lol. I'm on probation because I got into a fight with one of my friends.

Many

But my most iconic fight was at the summer jams concert in NY. This guy lost his phone and SWORE that I stole it because I just got my new iPhone. He came at me and my cousin tryna check me like I picked up his phone, and was getting loud. I told him to back TF up and he wouldn't so I swung. This mess happened mid concert and we were escorted out

No I have class

Yes. Four actually

One in school. Three during a soccer game.

The last fight I was in was because this kid tripped me so blatantly during a game and I was already in a bad mood so I got up and punched him

The rest of the team started charging me and literally every person on both teams started fighting each other. It was a mess. Someone on my team got bit on the neck.

Um when I was like around 6 or 7. At random family parties and stuff mostly