This is a game where you post a random topic and the person below has to make up a random story about their lives that still applies to the random topic that the person above them posted.

For example:

Be RANDOM

Watermelons.

I heard once that if you eat too much watermelon and then you drink water on top you can die.

Monkeys

When my mom gave birth to me, she looked at me, screamed "MONKEY!!" And through me out the window.

Christmas Cards.

All of the Christmas cards I gave out this year contained iTunes gift cards and a message reading: "Buy Prism on iTunes!!!11!!1"

uHH,,, merkins?

One time I saw a billboard sign that was advertising *****s and it said "uHH,,, merkins?". I laughed and spilt my coffee on myself and thus crashed into the shop that was selling the *****s. I bought one then gave it to my sister for Christmas.

Your copy of ARTPOP (if you don't have one, pretend you do).

I was going to the store and I bought my copy of ARTPOP until I saw this billboard sign and I decided to buy Britney Guadalupe instead, so I gave ARTPOP away to a hobo


Coconut (i'm sad your thread is flopping though )

One day I angered Cupid so he shot me and made me fall in love with an exotic coconut who came from Spain. For forty one days and forty nights I chased this Madame coconut and her flawless curves, and for forty one days and forty nights she rejected my valiant advances. On the forty first night she finally gave in to my charm, and I made sweet passionate love to her until she exploded and I used the remains to make a delicious piña colada.

Flower pot

Nnn I was too slow

I once posted that gif before.

MDNA