MALAYSIA: NASTY, PUT SOME CLOTHES ON
Beyonce will take October off to swing on Jay's scrotum for about a month, but will return on tour in November for a series of concerts in exotic locations like Egypt, China, India, Turkey, Russia, Ethiopia, Batswana, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Zamunda, the South Pole, and Antarctica (don't hate, Eskimos like to get bodied too!).
There's a little controversy about her scheduled November 1 concert in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. There are very strict guidelines in Malaysia about what female performers can and cannot do on stage including: No jumping, no throwing things into the audience, and no shouting (Beyonce does all three in her show). Also, female performers must be covered from their shoulders to their knees which means NO freakum dresses, NO fleshtone bodysuits, NO hot pants, and NO House of Dereon spandex catsuits with the asscheeks cut out. Translation: NO FUN AT ALL!
I'm sure Beyonce and her mother are creative enough to design outfits to meet the strict rules of Malaysia, but just in case they need help, here is how other performers have handled those rules:
Mariah Carey performed in Malaysia to a sold-out stadium of 40,000+ in 2003. A group of Muslim students tried to get the show cancelled calling saying that Mariah was "sexy, unacceptable and almost vulgar", even though Mariah agreed to wear less revealing attire.
Gwen Stefani said she made a "huge sacrifice" by performing in Malaysia this year, nonetheless she covered up for her show.
Kanye West is not known for following rules. During his April 2007 show in Malaysia he ignored the rules and wore the dresses that he normally wears in his concerts and reportedly said "Malaysia Doesn't Care About Cross-Dressing People". Here's a photo taken after Kanye's concert:
SOURCE : ONE AND ONLY BEYONCEITIS.COM
She's coming to Turkey.Eww @ that picture 
